5. An Unhelpful Beast

This anecdote is dated September 24, 2006.

Today, the bulb in my overhead light blew. I asked Jamie to help me change it, but he said "no." I guess he was too busy playing Kingdom Hearts. (You know, he reads RPG walkthroughs on the internet because he's too dumb to figure out the puzzles himself.)

So, I'm writing this in total darkness. Thanks a lot, Jamie.